LEGAL MUMBO-JUMBO: You see this sort of notice all over the Web, so heck, we'll use it too. And it all applies -- no kidding! Websites have to use this type of notice to keep themselves from being sued by unscrululous, money-hungry lawyers who'll file a frivolous lawsuit at the drop of a hat because they don't realize we have no money at all. The legal particulars are spelled out below in the usual impenetrable legalese, but basically what it all boils down to is, first of all, you can look, but don't copy or download anything from this website or you might face serious legal consequences if you get caught. And second, the website owner (in this case, us) has all the rights and you've got none, so don't blame us if anything goes wrong. Cool, huh?

Terms of Service


Restrictions on Use
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Disclaimer
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THIS DISCLAIMER OF LIABILITY APPLIES TO ANY DAMAGES OR INJURY CAUSED BY ANY FAILURE OF PERFORMANCE, ERROR, OMISSION, INTERRUPTION, DELETION, DEFECT, DELAY IN OPERATION OR TRANSMISSION. COMPUTER VIRUS, COMMUNICATION LINE FAILURE, THEFT OR DESTRUCTION OR UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS TO, ALTERATION OF, OR USE OF RECORD, WHETHER FOR BREACH OF CONTRACT, TORTIOUS BEHAVIOR, NEGLIGENCE, OR UNDER ANY OTHER CAUSE OF ACTION. YOU SPECIFICALLY ACKNOWLEDGE THAT BLUE EAGLE IS NOT LIABLE FOR THE DEFAMATORY, OFFENSIVE OR ILLEGAL CONDUCT OF THIRD-PARTY SITES, COLUMNISTS, OR OTHERS WHOSE MATERIALS YOU MIGHT SEE, HEAR, OR OTHERWISE EXPERIENCE VIA LINKS ON THIS SITE, AND THAT THE RISK OF INJURY FROM THE FOREGOING RESTS ENTIRELY WITH YOU.

IN NO EVENT SHALL BLUE EAGLE, OR ANY PERSON OR ENTITY INVOLVED IN CREATING, PRODUCING OR DISTRIBUTING BLUE EAGLE MATERIALS, BE LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGES, INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES ARISING OUT OF THE USE OF OR INABILITY TO USE THE BLUE EAGLE SITE. YOU HEREBY ACKNOWLEDGE THAT THE PROVISIONS OF THIS SECTION SHALL APPLY TO ALL CONTENT ON THE SITE.

Fine Print: All that capitalized stuff above is supposed to be extra-really important, so it's capitalized to make it harder to miss. Which is ironic, since all-caps is much harder to read than mixed text. I'll bet you skipped over all that capitalized stuff above, didn't you, but you're reading this teensy-weensy bit, aren't you? Well... keep reading!

Limitation of Liability
Under no circumstances, including, but not limited to, negligence, shall Blue Eagle and/or its owner or owners, editor or editors be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, special or consequential damages that result from the use of, or the inability to use Blue Eagle materials. You specifically acknowledge and agree that Blue Eagle is not liable for any defamatory, offensive or illegal conduct of any columnist or other person in any way associated with the Site. If you are dissatisfied with any Blue Eagle material, or with any of Blue Eagle's terms and conditions, your sole and exclusive remedy is to discontinue using the Site.

Termination
This agreement is effective until terminated by Blue Eagle, at any time and without notice. In the event of termination, you are no longer authorized to access the Site, but the restrictions imposed on you with respect to material downloaded from the Site, the disclaimers, and limitations of liabilities set forth in this agreement, shall survive.

Indemnification
You agree to defend, indemnify and hold harmless Blue Eagle and/or its owner or owners, editor or editors from and against all liabilities, claims, damages, and expenses, including attorneys' fees, arising out of your use of the Site, or your violation or alleged violation of the terms of this Agreement.

Other
This agreement shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of New York and the United States of America without giving effect to any principles or conflicts of law. If any provision of this agreement shall be unlawful, void or for any reason unenforceable, then that provision shall be deemed severable from this agreement and shall not affect the validity and enforceability of any remaining provisions, and how's your mom, Ed?